bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

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chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.

(Source: jaredsadalecki, via tidwellcornertr)

clestroying:

regirocked:

clestroying:

can someone please photo shop this

you’re welcome

thankyou

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(Source: zebracaaaakes, via beyoncevevo)

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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brooksbraswell:

Hey, who remembers the year 2000

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