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humorous:

okaymad:

showing up at a party uninvited like

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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demonica-kind:

the fuck went down in 1880

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reallymadscientist:

reallymadscientist:

SOMEONE SEND ME SOMETHING SOOTHING I ACCIDENTALLY TOOK TOO MUCH OF MY ADD MEDICATION AND NOW I FEEL LIKE FRY WHEN HE DRANK 500 CUPS OF COFFEE

TOO MUCH FOCUS

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kenby:

why u lick me

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sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

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bewbin:

People: *try accusing me of being part of the illuminati*

Me: △?

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